{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Starfire is the sixth studio album by the Norwegian band Jaga Jazzist. It was released 1 June 2015 by Ninja Tune to positive reviews.
"}{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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Asayîş or Asayish Kurdish for security is the Kurdish security organization and the primary intelligence agency operating in Kurdistan. The organization was established in September 1993 and has been often referred to as an \"intelligence agency\", \"security force\", \"security service\", \"security\", \"secret service\", \"secret police\", or just \"Kurdish police.\" Asayish coordinates and shares information with Parastin u Zanyari, the investigative arms and intelligence gatherers operating in the Kurdistan Region in Iraq.
"}{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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