{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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