António José da Conceição Oliveira, known as Toni, is a Portuguese former football midfielder and manager.
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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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Probable G-protein coupled receptor 153 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the GPR153 gene.
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