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Hastings is a town in Oswego County, New York, United States. Its population was 9,450 at the 2010 census. It is named after Hastings Curtiss, a prominent citizen and member of the State Assembly in 1824.
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Daniel Edwin McLaughlin is a professional sportscaster who is a co-host on the “Opening Drive” morning radio show alongside Randy Karraker and Brooke Grimsley on 101 ESPN in St. Louis. He formerly worked on the St. Louis Cardinals and St. Louis Blues telecasts on the cable television channel Bally Sports Midwest. He also worked as a play-by-play announcer for the NFL on Fox.
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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