{"type":"standard","title":"Riuwaka River","displaytitle":"Riuwaka River","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q167406","titles":{"canonical":"Riuwaka_River","normalized":"Riuwaka River","display":"Riuwaka River"},"pageid":1128892,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/The_Resurgence.JPG/320px-The_Resurgence.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/The_Resurgence.JPG","width":3888,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260677998","tid":"1bf84a61-b04d-11ef-a1c4-c6f7a1346ab2","timestamp":"2024-12-02T01:31:10Z","description":"River in New Zealand","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-41.0648,"lon":173.0019},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riuwaka_River","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riuwaka_River?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riuwaka_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Riuwaka_River"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riuwaka_River","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Riuwaka_River","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riuwaka_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Riuwaka_River"}},"extract":"The Riuwaka River, formerly known as the Riwaka River, is located in the Nelson region in the northwest of New Zealand's South Island. It flows for 20 kilometres, entering Tasman Bay close to the town of Riwaka, 10 kilometres north of Motueka.","extract_html":"
The Riuwaka River, formerly known as the Riwaka River, is located in the Nelson region in the northwest of New Zealand's South Island. It flows for 20 kilometres, entering Tasman Bay close to the town of Riwaka, 10 kilometres north of Motueka.
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