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Damià Forment was an Aragonese Spanish architect and sculptor, considered the most important Spanish sculptor of the 16th century.
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Luke Michael Willson is a Canadian former professional football player who was a tight end in the National Football League (NFL).
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
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