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Chyanvounder is a hamlet in the parish of Gunwalloe, Cornwall, England. Chyanvounder is situated 3.4 miles (5.5 km) south of Helston on the Lizard Peninsula.
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The earless monitor lizard is a semiaquatic, brown lizard native to the Southeast Asian island of Borneo. It is the only living species in the family Lanthanotidae and it is related to the true monitor lizards.
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Sasha Gordon Lakovic was a Canadian professional ice hockey player who played for 17 different professional teams during his career. Lakovic also played for four roller hockey teams in the mid-1990s.
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