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Francis Godolphin Osborne, 5th Duke of Leeds,, styled Marquess of Carmarthen until 1789, was a British politician. He notably served as Foreign Secretary under William Pitt the Younger from 1783 to 1791. He also was Governor of Scilly. In 1790, he was made a Knight of the Order of the Garter. As a statesman, he is generally regarded as a failure, and his deep hostility to the newly independent United States damaged relations between the two countries.
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Caprie is a comune (municipality) in the Metropolitan City of Turin in the Italian region Piedmont, about 35 kilometres (22 mi) west of Turin. \nCaprie borders the following municipalities: Condove, Rubiana, Villar Dora, Sant'Ambrogio di Torino, and Chiusa di San Michele.
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