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Anna Colas Pépin or Anne-Nicolas \"Annacolas\" Pépin (1787–1872), was a Euro-African signare businesswoman. She belongs to the most famous examples of the signares of Gorée, but has often been confused with her paternal aunt Anne Pépin.
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