{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":388}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}