Brian Andreas is the pen name of Kai Andreas Skye, an American writer, artist, publisher and speaker known for his simple short stories of 50 to 100 words.
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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