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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't oysters give to charity?","punchline":"Because they're shellfish.","id":432}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time did the man go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurt-y.","id":260}
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