{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}
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Michael Makoto Honda is an American politician. A member of the Democratic Party, he served in Congress from 2001 to 2017.
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The Christian Democratic Party was a Christian-democratic political party in the Czech Republic, functional between 1990 and 1996.\nIts first chairman was Václav Benda, the last chairman from 1993-1996 the former Minister of Education Ivan Pilip.
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